chaos thoughts

fifteen years is a long time

in which I attempt to write about being an immigrant for the past fifteen years

Apr 14 •

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my hero: a post office clerk

an accidentally UK-focused edition

Apr 2 •

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spring / summer 2024 trends according to hot mushrooms

follow these trends or risk being uncool forever

Mar 20 •

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Musings on Books, Music, and Movies

this is a five things essay with a two drink minimum

Feb 22 •

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Looking For My Own Reflection

and when I find it, can I stick it back on with soap?

Feb 7 •

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Buffy, Brutus, Churchill, and Cicero Walk Into A Bar

and you'll never guess what happens next!

Jan 31 •

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Only Eyes That Cannot See

everything is too awful and I need to write about it

Jan 16 •

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The Very Official hot mushrooms 2024 In and Out List

or maybe it’s just a very hot mushrooms kind of in / out list

Jan 2 •

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Things I Liked Writing in 2023

five bits of writing I wrote this year and am proud to have written

Dec 19, 2023 •

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Mrs. Dalloway Said She Would Search Engine Optimise Herself

this is a five things essay

Dec 13, 2023 •

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All I Want For Christmas Is Books, Baby

please read the title like Mariah Carey singing All I Want For Christmas Is You

Dec 8, 2023 •

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Humanity Peaked With Medieval Art

have you ever seen a rabbit riding a dog while proudly holding up his battle snail?

Dec 6, 2023 •

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